I'm standing at the kitchen sink washing some cups. My Mum's listening to some music on the kitchen stereo. She comes into the kitchen from the lounge and asks me if I want to dance. I give her a funny look. She comes to stand next to me and asks: "Do you ask girls nowadays if they want to dance?" I pause for a second to put the last of the cups into the draining rack and say: "No, you just ask if they want to fuck."