RJ Brudenell (azoth) wrote,
RJ Brudenell

  • Mood:

Number 21

I'm standing at the kitchen sink washing some cups. My Mum's listening to some music on the kitchen stereo. She comes into the kitchen from the lounge and asks me if I want to dance. I give her a funny look. She comes to stand next to me and asks: "Do you ask girls nowadays if they want to dance?" I pause for a second to put the last of the cups into the draining rack and say: "No, you just ask if they want to fuck."

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.