I called my Gran this morning to tell her that she was going for a scan at 11am and that she wasn't allowed to eat or drink anything from 8.30 onwards. She got all arsey with me and said that she already knew that because she'd read the leaflet! Then, just before I put the phone down, she said: So why did you call me?
We're talking totally blank here. No recollection at all of the past 5 minutes. Bugger. I can see that today is going to be fun. When the doctors ask her if she's eaten anything the only person who'll know is her... and she can't remember.