Okay, so he was totally loaded and didn't have a clue what he was doing but surely he could've picked an easier target? There were plenty of people smaller than me, most of them looking less likely to bite if approached. But no. It was me. Lucky little me.
Actually, I am rather lucky. Losing 21lbs means that I now own a 30 inch waist, which in turn means that I own two new pairs of black Road cords. So, not too bad a trip into town really.
[signing off to hunt down food] :: the rusty
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