May 27th, 2002


A Very Strange Enchanted Boy

Do you know what's a perfect sign that your cat needs to go on a diet? No? When the fat little git sets the burglar alarm off at 4am simply by jumping onto the kitchen counter.

Anyways, half asleep, I had to go see if we were being looted. What do you do in a situation like that? Do you open the door and face your potential murderer head-on? Do you hunt around for weapon? Wait for the police to arrive? I opted for the head-on attack. Bust into my kitchen to be confronted by... a stupid fat bundle of grey purring fur. How could I be mad? He's too cute:

Lil' Bastard

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