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The Malformed Musings of a Maligned Mind
... a book by RJ Brudenell
June 30th, 2002 
9:19 pm - Warlock III -
I finally plucked up the will power to sit through Warlock III. I expected it to be a crappy horror but I was in for a bit of a surprise. It wasn't a continuation of the Warlock series, despite what the name might suggest, but rather a story on a completely different tangent. It dealt with issues of bloodlines and prophecies and old creepy houses. There were lots of flashy visuals throughout but the story, on the whole, was a large turd hat. Satan wants to mate with the daughter of a witch to produce a breed of Hellspawn "the likes the world has never known." *ahem* Yeah, same old parp. Could've been a damn sight better given the location and the effects company. Wasn't scary at all. Best bit was when the historian gets his throat ripped out, but only because it was funny.
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