July 22nd, 2003


Retro Art... or something

As regular readers of the forum will know I've recently unearthed a stash of my old artwork. Amongst these treasures I today discovered this 'gem'...

Now, ignoring for a moment the disturbed nature of my 15 year old psyche, let's instead focus on the corpse. I couldn't help but be amazed by how similar it looked to uber-artist Tracey Emin! Then, after deeper reflection, I realised that it also bore a stunning likeness to Sandra Bernhard. How... unusual.

Right, I'm off to the Job Centre. Catch you later, monkey minions.