August 12th, 2003


your arrergant...

Some backward girl wrote me an email 2 weeks ago. I read it but I didn't reply because... well, frankly, I didn't give a flying fuck about what she had to say. Anyways, today she sent another one... only this one wasn't quite so friendly:

"I took the time to send you and e~mail and yóu didnt bóther writing me back well !±FUCK Y¤U±! yóu arrergant piece óf shit..."

Right, well, for starters I still don't give a fuck what you have to say. But. But, I'm going to take some 'special time' with you, to point out a few things.

One: This isn't my job. I'm not paid to sit here and read these retarded e-mithers penned by you drippy gashed bints.

Two: If you want people to listen to you then learn how to construct an email and, moreover, learn how to spell. Also, quit typing the way that you do; it looks like your having a fit at the keyboard.

Three: You're quite dull as a person. I'm glad you won't be 'comming back' because my website's something I do for my enjoyment not yours. Your presence there would sully the experience.

Four: Stop being quite so American. The world doesn't revolve around you. In fact, the world doesn't give a squit of shit that you even exist. Throwing your rattle out of your pram when you don't get everything you want will only make people hate you. And I'm certainly not feeling any love for you right now.

Okay, well, I think that's about it. Enjoy your existence.