I'll take the steak and the arguement, please
Tonights meal was accompanied by a very dull diatribe about God and how much my associates despise him. I sat by and grudgingly munched on my garlic smothered steak as I zoned out most of what was being said.
After a while I couldn't take it anymore. There was talk of 'if God's such a great guy then why does he let bad things happen' and 'when did you last witness a miracle'. I asked them: Do you believe in God? The answer from all around the table was a resounding no.
My response: Then why the Hell would you expect anything from the guy.
Thus, a beautiful argument was spawned.

After a while I couldn't take it anymore. There was talk of 'if God's such a great guy then why does he let bad things happen' and 'when did you last witness a miracle'. I asked them: Do you believe in God? The answer from all around the table was a resounding no.
My response: Then why the Hell would you expect anything from the guy.
Thus, a beautiful argument was spawned.