November 24th, 2005

flesh

Prawn Cocktail Flavour Centre



Linda strikes again! Talk about hitting the nail on the head. Especially given the recent conversations where friends have told me the exact same thing. You know, I'm pretty sure she's been following us around and listening to our conversations. In a style akin to Rita Skeeter maybe?

It would seem as though everyone's backing out of Friday's trip into Nottingham. Excuses are coming in thick and fast so it looks like Miso and I will have to make our own entertainment. Although given the many wonders of Nottingham I'm sure it won't be too difficult. Actually, considering the recent change in licensing laws I don't think it'll be a problem at all.

I sneezed this afternoon and was amazed to see that whatever it was that flew out my nose travelled the full length of the room and stuck to the opposing wall. That's... roughly eight feet. Not bad going, huh. What?! I'm sharing. I'm breaking away my 'armour' piece by piece and exposing the real me. For example: my favourite flavour crisps are Prawn Cocktail. Interesting stuff, I'm sure you'll agree.

Okay, I'm going to go and make some more tea. It remains colder than a witches teat here and tea is the only thing that keeps me moving.

Oh, almost forgot. I have a few photos listed on eBay