RJ Brudenell (azoth) wrote,
RJ Brudenell
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the loving act

I gently tear open the metallic outer packaging. I slide the lubricated sheath over the hard meat. My, God! Opening a Peperami has never been so much fun.

Regardless, I'd much rather have a Scotch Egg...
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