June 27th, 2007



I remember a time. A time when men lurking outside a fashion boutique taking photographs of ladies getting changed would find themselves arrested. A time when they would not be rewarded with large sums of cash. Oh, what a time.

It's okay though, because Britney Spears isn't a real person; she certainly doesn't have human emotions. In fact, we should probably burn her, as it's more than likely that she's a witch. A slattern at the very least! An abomination in the Eyes of the Lord!

So we can do it all without having to feel bad later.