November 6th, 2007

flesh

Violation




A hedgehog broke into our house last night and took up residence underneath one of the freezers. He curled himself up around the cooling system, which pumps out a huge amount of heat, and refused to leave.

We finally coaxed him out using a tin of Tesco's Finest Chicken Cat Food, where upon he was safely deposited in our neighbour's garden to find a place to hibernate. Possibly under the big, smelly compost heap.