Mother broke her foot on Easter Monday.
We have five times faster internets.
I spend too much time playing WoW.
It's nice to be able to spend too much time doing anything.
This means my new drugs are, to an extent, working.
I still don't like chocolate.
Black Cat still loves tuna.
We both still don't speak, read, Babel fish Russian.
I feel bad that I don't update.
He feels guilty that he doesn't social network.
I love being a misanthrope.
He loves pooping on the carpet.
We both love the Jebus; we just wish it would arrive on schedule.