September 24th, 2009

flesh

Lousy!

Makes Me Itch Just Thinking About It


I got an email this afternoon from a good friend of mine who's in a spot of bother. He's gone and gotten himself a good, old-fashioned dose of the crabs. A case of public lice. A crotch full of crusty critters! Oddly, he thought that I'd be the one to turn to for some sage advice.

What then, dear reader, did I have to say to Mr. Itch when he asked 'What should I do?'? I said this: I don't know what you're going to do, but I'm going to draw a picture of it and post it on the internet.

I received a text message twenty minutes ago calling me an asshole :D
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