I stopped at the bank to pay in a cheque and, seeing as I was passing, I stopped by Superdrug, and look what I found!
Feeling rather chipper with my now positive bank balance and my new toy I headed back to my car... and look what I found:
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I was speechless. Some ass-hair had smashed my car and driven away. I felt, and still feel, totally and utterly gutted.