'Pagans have pledged to perform 'rain magic' to wash away cartoon character Homer Simpson who was painted next to their famous fertility symbol - the Cerne Abbas giant...' Read the article.
So. Does this explain the past three days of storms? Either way, the fluctuating weather has been playing havoc with my brain fire. Even the mighty triptans haven't been able to calm their fury for long.
Regardless, there have already been sly suppositions that the Homer figure is actually the true representation of The Dagda; a figure whose lust is only matched by his hunger.
Of course, I'd never suggest such a thing...