My DVD player blew up playing Rob Zombie's Halloween. Isn't that a peach!
Rob's not actually an amputee, he was merely juggling with lightning speed.
Screw the chips 'n' dips! We want...
Cake! Packed with E numbers, if you please!
Tumbling Monkeys, anyone?
Erm... Is that Alf?
Even more decorations!
The windy walk home through a train graveyard!
Alf watching me pee from under the shower curtain was the highlight of my evening! Surely the highlight of any person's evening?! Although, to be fair, the cake was also pretty good.