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Hi, kids! Just a quick note to say that if we all die in the next 24 hours as a result of science, then it's been a blast. Sure, black holes and end of the world prophecies can be a buzz kill, but seriously, who wouldn't build themselves a Large Hadron Collider if they got the chance!
Also, I'm pretty sure that you're just doing your job based on the most common usage, Mr. LJ Spell-Checker. But I'm also pretty sure, almost 100% positive, that it's not a large hard-on collider. Although the idea intrigues me, I have to say.