Having had a migraine come and go for over a week now, I went in search of a more effective method of control and neutralisation. Relying on pills is getting me nowhere fast. They take at least fifteen minutes to kick in and they make me feel like I'm about to vomit out an elephant. So it's been suggested I use... injections.
Okay, it would only be subcutaneous injections, but I'm pretty sure it'd be nasty all the same. Plus, they have the delightful side effect of turning your blood greenish black; which strikes me as being very wrong. Although given the hell I've been in this past week I might just be talked into it. I mean, vomiting out an elephant is bad enough, but feeling as though tennis balls are trying to escape from behind my eyeballs isn't that great either.
Anyways, that said, I wanted to let you know that I hadn't forgotten your birthdays this week. It's just that I haven't been able to bear the hideous glare of this screen whilst I doodled you a cheery birthday greeting. Apologies to all those affected. Normal service will resume very shortly. I hope.