RJ Brudenell (azoth) wrote,
RJ Brudenell
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Hugh Juan Chilli Soss?

The man in the kebab shop fancies my mother. He was extremely friendly when I walked in. The 'someone wants to be your new Daddy' kind of friendly. He even sent me out to the car with some chicken kebab to keep her sustained whilst I waited in the queue. It was all very weird. Still, I got free chips out of the deal so it ain't all bad.
Tags: kebab, mother, slut
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